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June 04 2015

12:13

megan-8:

“How do you know you ship them?”

When I see them together, a noise comes out of my mouth and it sounds like a dying bear

12:11

Traditional Celtic marriage vows, better than anything I've ever heard:

miss-mouth:

miss-mouth:

shrineart:

merlins-total-turnip-head:

You cannot possess me for I belong to myself
But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give
You cannot command me, for I am a free person
But I shall serve you in those ways you require
and the honeycomb will taste sweeter coming from my hand.

But there’s more of it?

I pledge to you that yours will be the name I cry aloud in the night.
And the eyes into which I smile in the morning.
I pledge to you the first bite from my meat,
And the first drink from my cup.
I pledge to you my living and dying, equally in your care,
And tell no strangers our grievances.
This is my wedding vow to you.
This is a marriage of equals.

This legitimately makes me want to cry. Perfect.

I found the last line.

“And beyond this, I will cherish and honor you through this life, and into the next.”

May 18 2015

17:31

REBLOG IF UR FRIEND IS WORTH AT LEAST SIX POTATOE

17:29

A Friendly Reminder

queer-deadpool:

wait-till-they-hear-about-this:

-Deadpool is insecure
-Deadpool has chronic pain
-Deadpool is submissive in bed
-Deadpool is pansexual
-Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
-Deadpool is a blonde
-Deadpool’s initials are WWW
-Deadpool had an abusive father
-Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
-Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
-Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
-Deadpool had a daughter
-Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
-Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
-Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
-Deadpool is good with kids
-Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
-Deadpool hates himself
-Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
-Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
-Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force). 

17:26
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jediartemis:

Be still my heart.

May 12 2015

02:12
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10oclockdot:

Artists whose names differ by one letter.

Titles in captions.

02:11

ballvvasher:

“The Russos also said that they will be ‘bringing some new elements to the table that will give us a twist on Winter Soldier.’”

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02:10

hawkgirl-in-the-impala:

samsteves:

treat yo self. watch cap 2 again. watch cap 2 every day. who the fuck cares

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01:51
01:50

guiltylove:

If you won’t stand up for people with psychotic or personality disorders but then you’ll turn right around and defend depressed and anxious people like your life depends on it, you’re ableist

01:50
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saucefactory:

marvelsagentcarter:

Agent Carter has been renewed for season two!

I AM CRYING AND MY TEARS ARE DIAMONDS

01:50

passingpleasantries:

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

01:47

littlebooklings:

you know what really pisses me off? the idea that liking popular books makes you “unoriginal” or “boring”

like who cares if someone’s favourite book is the fault in our stars?

or if they think the hunger games is the best book to ever grace this earth?

why does it even matter? why? why do you care so much? stop shitting on peoples happiness

May 11 2015

21:26

madmaudlingoes:

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spender in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more–whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spender asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spender’s conclusion, if I may paraphrase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

Edit: The researcher in question is Dale Spender and the original publication of this research was called Man Made Language (1980).

21:16

phosphorescentt:

people think girls relaxing in comfy clothes is like real cute and sexy with like panties and knee high socks but I’m here to tell you that comfy clothes is usually day old raccoon mascara giant sweatpants a giant tshirt and my braless titties flopping around free and wild

May 04 2015

11:17

somethingfeline:

touchofgrey37:

bigbardafree:

touchofgrey37:

bigbardafree:

grey and i really need to start our own “pissed off jews review comic books” youtube channel. wanna watch two pissed off angry jewish girls review comics? who wouldnt want to watch that honestly.

One in four reviews will be done completely hammered.

Actually, we could probably do something like drunk history, but with comics.

“Grey, tell us about the Magneto family.”

“You better hold onto your fuckin’ panties, because this is gonna take an hour and like four yarn charts.”

“explain jack kirby’s fourth world”

“BUCKLE UP CHUCKLEFUCKS WE’RE GOING TO ASK THE SOURCE WALL ABOUT THIS ONE”

“Explain how the Speed Force works.”

“Someone get me a fresh bucket of ice, a whiteboard, no less than twelve erasable markers, and Geoff Johns’ head on a stick.”

I’d watch it

11:17
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raincitykittyy:

sensualcinderella:

tootricky:

Buttercream piping techniques (source)

Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog

It’s so satisfying to watch this

May 03 2015

14:33

autisticstevonnie:

there is no curse in elvish, entish, nor the tongues of men for how profoundly uninterested i am in what straight cis men think about homophobia

14:31

giraffepoliceforce:

Yo straight up let’s cast Anna Kendrick as Peter Parker. If we’re going to to reboot this franchise for the third time let’s do it right.

14:23

prettierboy:

what i really don’t get is straight couple comedy. why are you so mean to each other and why do you act like you hate each other. why are you so jealous and suspicious of each other. why are you together if you’re both apparently attracted to other people and not each other. what the fuck is wrong with you, that isn’t healthy. 

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